Dear lawd, you’re a little persistent, greedy lil betch.
Somebody please bless your soul.
Yes, the trash/recycling is full, those are your dirty dishes, the water jug is empty, the kitchen is messy.
Step up with cleaning please!
That moment when you realize you have to pee after a really intense sneeze.
Is no one else amazed that turtles live for 100+ years? No? Just me?
i had a pun about insanity but then i lost it